i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system
RMBR THE LAST SHOW FORM THE UP ALL NGIHHT TOUR
On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
how do loaves of bread say hello to each other?
i don’t care what people think about me this will always be my greatest achievement
one lane or another
Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.
this put the biggest smile on my face
Lions are so nice
How DARE you compare THE BEATLES to ONE DIRECTION!! FIRST OF ALL, THE BEATLES are a BAND OF DUDES who sang CATCHY TUNES that ATTRACTED A LARGELY FEMALE FANBASE- wait