lllllllllllllletswrite:

i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system



happpily:

RMBR THE LAST SHOW FORM THE UP ALL NGIHHT TOUR

happpily:

RMBR THE LAST SHOW FORM THE UP ALL NGIHHT TOUR



tybaltcapuletsbitch:

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”



minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!



ohdamnchris:

spattergroit101:

stop following me in front 

IM DYIN



chiba-saori:

chiba-saori:

insearchofbread:

how do loaves of bread say hello to each other?

gluten tag

i don’t care what people think about me this will always be my greatest achievement 



paynoisperfection:

SAME THING.







one lane or another



crystalcats:

tarassein:

stunningpicture:

Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.

this put the biggest smile on my face

Lions are so nice

crystalcats:

tarassein:

stunningpicture:

Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.

this put the biggest smile on my face

Lions are so nice





assvvipe:

How DARE you compare THE BEATLES to ONE DIRECTION!! FIRST OF ALL, THE BEATLES are a BAND OF DUDES who sang CATCHY TUNES that ATTRACTED A LARGELY FEMALE FANBASE- wait